I Wear This Gun For Protection From Deadly Ducks

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Duck Huntin' Shirt Protects Your Butt From Embarrassing, Painless Accident [T-shirts]
Published 12/1/2008 by Mark Wilson at Gizmodo
... and a few generations too early for deadly, preteen laser pistol duels, the Duck Huntin' t-shirt celebrates our place in the here and now, when packing a light gun in your pants is seen as humorous as opposed to dangerous and t-shirts are seen as fashionable as opposed to a denial of one's unavoidable trek into middle age. Priced at $20, it's definitely tempting, but you could always pull out your old Nintendo light gun for real and save a few bucks. [NerdyShirts via NerdApproved] ...

Duck Hunt T-shirt - protect your guy from Duck gangs
Published 12/2/2008 by Namrata at Gizmodiva.com
... away in the back of your jeans! It gives the on-lookers an illusion that your guy is well protected and they would rather not mess with him. It is simply an amazing creation. I am sure gifting this t-shirt to your boyfriends is going to earn you a whole lot of brownie points, girls. So go ahead and let your boyfriend know you care about his safety by gifting him this unique T-shirt. Priced at just $20, it is available at Nerdyshirts.com and is definitely worth a buy. Source